Should you had not already been made conscious of the information—and I like and respect everybody whose life decisions means they don’t seem to be—Twitter proprietor and exploding automobile connoisseur Elon Musk spent the weekend additional ruining his $44 billion buy by messing round with the stays of the platform’s “verification” system.
For a lot of Twitter’s existence, sure customers might be “verified” by confirming their id with the location. This was a necessary instrument for celebrities, athletes, companies and the media, individuals who might or might not have been well-known, however who had been all susceptible to having their accounts impersonated within the title of disinformation and scams.
And for nearly as lengthy, sure weirdos had a factor about this, seeing a system designed solely to show a consumer had been who they mentioned they had been—a necessity on a social media platform—as a symptom of, I dunno, some form of leftist media woke conspiracy.
It is a massive cause Musk lastly obtained round to eradicating this outdated verification system final week, changing it with a “verified” system that required customers pay $8 to obtain a “verified” badge, though completely nothing about their id was being “verified” in any respect.
Anyway, issues obtained particularly absurd when over the weekend it emerged that just about not one of the previously verified accounts had been going to pay the $8. Not even millionaire celebrities. Actually many even publicly mocked Musk and the choice. In return, Musk himself ordered that sure excessive profile customers be given a verified badge anyway, at Twitter’s expense, resulting in unimaginable scenes like Lebron James turning down the supply and online game offers man Wario64—who has over 1 million followers, making him one of many website’s extra common customers— having a “blue checkmark” forcibly hoisted on his account, then later eliminated once more.
Amidst all of the chaos, one notable (and wild) set of responses to occasions within the online game area got here from Tim Sweeney, the CEO of Epic Video games. I’m pasting his total Twitter thread in full right here, principally so you may see the variety of instances he’s so improper he must be formally corrected:
(Notice: the #BlockTheBlue hashtag got here from individuals determining in a short time that the form of one that would pay Musk $8 a month for Twitter can be the form of particular person you’ll wish to block on sight)


This man complaining about highschool cliques and supposed “elites” is 52 years outdated and is price nearly $5 billion.